{"id":123,"date":"2012-12-08T15:53:42","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T15:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/?p=123"},"modified":"2012-12-28T20:42:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T20:42:14","slug":"the-kneesnail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"The Kneesnail"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_124\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/kneesnail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-124\" class=\"size-full wp-image-124\" title=\"kneesnail\" alt=\"The Kneesnail\" src=\"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/kneesnail.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/kneesnail.jpg 360w, http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/kneesnail-270x300.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-124\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Kneesnail, It hasn&#8217;t been definitively linked to the next known link in the Kneemonster evolutionary chain but the tell tail signs are there.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As dumb as a post without all the charm, the kneesnail crawled around the Reallyoldazoic period going about its business as Kneesnail&#8217;s tend to do (slowy and without a lot of focus)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As dumb as a post without all the charm, the kneesnail crawled around the Reallyoldazoic period going about its business as Kneesnail&#8217;s tend to do (slowy and without a lot of focus)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":124,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-earliest-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/kneesnail.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/177"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}