{"id":4,"date":"2011-06-16T16:14:10","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T16:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/?p=4"},"modified":"2011-06-16T16:18:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-16T16:18:12","slug":"tyrannakneeasaurus-found-by-archeological-superstar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"Tyrannakneeosauras Found By Archeological Superstar"},"content":{"rendered":"
In what could possibly be the crowning achievement in archeology, Dr. Evelyn VanMaberley-Hooten<\/em> has unveiled to the world, the magnificent TyrannoKneeasaurus<\/em> full skeleton fossil. This is, by far the most spectacular in a string of discoveries by the paleontological phenom that began in her college days. <\/p>\n
\n
\"Fossilized<\/a><\/dt>\n
Dr. Evelyn VanMaberley-Hooten’s spectacular discovery, the TyrannoKneeasaurus <\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

Discovered in the badlands of Fort Farkinflat, Saskatchewan, Canada<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0in the late summer of 1996. Several teams were scouring the badlands to no avail when Dr. VanMaberley-Hooten<\/em> came upon what looked to be a thumb bone. As fortune would have it that one thumb bone would redraw the picture of what we thought we knew about dinosaurs up until that point.<\/p>\n

Holy what the\u2026that\u2019s impressive<\/strong><\/p>\n

What has been uncovered is the most complete skeletal remains of the Terrible<\/em>
\nKneed Lizard<\/em> ever found and it has made the connection once and for all to the modern day Kneemonster<\/a><\/em>. The fossil remains showed all of the hallmarks that Kneemonsterologists look for<\/p>\n

The Waddle<\/em>
\nThe Four Not working knees<\/em>
\nThe telltale signs of unhappiness<\/em><\/p>\n

\n
\n
\"Dr.<\/a><\/dt>\n
Dr. Evelyn VanMaberley-Hooten<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n

Theories abound about what this maginifcient creatures final actions were leading up to its remains being fossilized, but Dr. VanMaberley-Hooten <\/em>refuses to speculate any further until the remains are properly, excavated , preserves and sent back to The National Scientific Stuff Society Centre for Ancient Kneemonsterological Studies<\/em><\/strong> in Lower East Raccoon Dander, Wyoming.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In what could possibly be the crowning achievement in archeology, Dr. Evelyn VanMaberley-Hooten has unveiled to the world, the magnificent TyrannoKneeasaurus full skeleton fossil. This is, by far the most spectacular in a string of discoveries by the paleontological phenom … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,4,9,5,6,3,8],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-canada","tag-kneemonster","tag-national-scientific-stuff","tag-skeletal-remains","tag-terrible-kneed-lizard","tag-tyrannokneeasaurus","tag-vanmaberley-hooten"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/knee_fossil.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions\/19"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}