{"id":66,"date":"2011-10-03T21:18:16","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T21:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/?p=66"},"modified":"2012-12-28T20:43:39","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T20:43:39","slug":"major-news-in-archeaology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nationalscientificstuff.org\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"Major News in Archeaology"},"content":{"rendered":"
Breaking News<\/strong><\/pre>\n
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\"Dr.<\/a><\/dt>\n
Nickerson standing in front of a New species of Hominid, Thornetol-Man<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
Today on his Nationwide lecture tour, Dr Knickerless Nickerson, in a prelude to his long anticipated Nickerson Family history, has revealed groundbreaking findings that already have the scientific world a buzz. In a singular fossil find, Dr. Nickerson has shown some evidence that lends credence to several theories long put forward by the good Doctor.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0This fossil find has:<\/strong><\/em><\/pre>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a01.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0identified remains that, by all indications link the Nickerson family line back to the around the stone age. <\/em>\r\n \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 2. \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Presented tangible evidence that Bipedal Hominids had actually domesticated (at least Juvenile) Sabretoothed Kneemonsters<\/em>\r\n \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 3. \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Brought to light a brand new species of Biped Homonid that Dr. Nickerson is referring to as Thornetol Man.<\/em><\/pre>\n
As well, it is proposed by Dr. Nickerson this may explain some of the almost instinctual animosity between Kneemonster and Man.<\/p>\n
What some scientist are speculating that\u00a0 the finding points to and what Dr. Nickerson is unwilling to admit is that this a pattern that would hold true for the Nickerson family for many, many generations to come.
\nAn assertion that would certainly clear up some of the confusion over the Nickerson family coat of arms.<\/p>\n
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\"The<\/a><\/dt>\n
The cryptic yet captivating NIckerson Coats of Arms<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
Controversy<\/strong><\/pre>\n
While debate rages, as one might expect, over the validity of various theories, there is a certain segment of the scientific community who are casting doubts of the authenticity of the fossil itself . Many have questioned how does a fossil of someone in the act of carrying someone else being chased by someone else again with get formed in the first place, but Dr. Nickerson claims the circumstances in which this could happen are many .<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0A. The fossil could have been formed during an ice age whose approach was of a very rapid nature.<\/em>\r\n \u00a0 B. They were so wrapped up in the chase, they didn't notice how hungry they were and starved to death mid-stride.<\/em>\r\n \u00a0 C. They were freeze dried in place by space aliens to serve as a warning that us humans should all just get along.<\/em><\/pre>\n
Many are compelled to respond to Dr. Nickerson’s rationale with a confused “Whaa?” but he dismisses allof that off hand and until concrete evidence to discredit the findings surfaces, Dr. Nickerson vows that the lecture tour will continue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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