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In an effort to attract a mate, the Tyrannakneeosaurus used a variety of methods to catch the females attention. When posturing, mating calls, and courtship dances didn’t work, the male would often resort to “props” to woo her. Items such … Continue reading →

On the side of Luukowt mountains, somewhere in China the first fossil remains of the Angel of Death Kneemonster were discovered in 1927 by one QJ Nickerson. Nickerson a renowned pilot, archeologist and notorious experimental airplane borrower,  was quoted by … Continue reading →

Mobyknee had few in  the way of predators and those who did take on the leviathon had to get reeeeally clever and work together. The first example was try and match the big animals size, known as the “Fight Fire … Continue reading →

A rendering based on fossil evidence found by our very own scientists  ( To be named later when we find out who they were) The Moby Knee, despite its fearsome appearance, was one of the gentler of the Kneefish family.

After meticulous excavation, the Angel of Death Kneemonster fossil, first discovered by QJ Nickerson ( The noted aviator/paleontologist) can finally be displayed to the public.

This recently revealed photo appears to show the body of a prehistoric wooly kneemonster in it’s entirety. In a prepared statement, the Russian “Scientists” claimed that the fire the creature was on was necessary for research and not alcohol fueled … Continue reading →

  A poorly documented instance has recently been brought to our attention of a fully intact fully grown bull,Wooly Kneemonster discovered by Russian “Scientists” in the dumpster behind a Vodka factory. So well preserved was the specimen that in the … Continue reading →

The Horseshoe shark made many a meal out of an unsuspecting Juvenile Kneefish, making him widely considered a bit of a jerk among the juvenile Kneefish community the world over.