Questionable Kneemonster sighting

Wooly Kneeemonster sketchy attack photo

A poorly documented instance has recently been brought to our attention of a fully intact fully grown bull,Wooly Kneemonster discovered by Russian “Scientists” in the dumpster behind a Vodka factory. So well preserved was the specimen that in the attempt to thaw it out on the barbeque, it reanimated, realized what was going on and made life extremely exciting/difficult for a minute or two for its discoverers/captors until it staggered clumsily off in the Siberian night.

As you might well imagine the accounting of this story has come under some question and the only real evidence that the Russian Scientists have to back up their claim is the following photographic evidence.